Bum Simulator

Have you ever wondered what it’s like to pee on a cop on purpose right in the middle of the street and then give him the finger? Or throw a pigeon bomb made of firecrackers and… well, live pigeon? Or to chit-chat a bit with a mental street clown with a hook for a hand? Or have a mouthful of mixture, brewed in a rusty metal barrel, which enables you to shout so loud it sends people flying? Well, wonder no more. Bum Simulator is here with brilliant gameplay and loads of abrasive, absurdist and potty humor on the side.

The Gameplay

Bum Simulator is a 2023 sandbox beggar simulator from Ragged Games, in which you are a homeless city bum trying to survive in a modern urban jungle. What can you do? Starting off from the regular bum stuff: you beg, drink cheap booze, collect cans and other junk, pee in the street, build a cardboard shelter for the night, etc. However, you are not a regular bum. You have professional hobo potential in you.

So, you may acquire recipes for various cocktails made of alcohol and the stuff you find in the streets which improve your fighting abilities. You may smelter the scraped junk in primitive stoves in order to craft building materials for your bum base. You may strengthen your pigeons by upgrading their coop. You may hire other lowlifes to do the dirty work of collecting things for you. You may do a lot of things. You may even play the campaign. But you don’t have to. After all, you are a bum, aren’t you?

Key features

• Have a unique opportunity to become a bum!
• Prove your crafting skills by constructing and improving your shelter to make it withstand bum gangs attacks
• Get involved in shady street alchemy to concoct hazardous cocktails which boost your fighting skills
• Have a laugh talking to weirdo NPC characters and do all other wild stuff reserved for bums only!