Not The Robots

You are a robot in an office building. You have to eat furniture and not get caught. A mysterious story unfolds. 
Not The Robots is this year’s most exciting Roguelike Stealth Furniture Eating Simulator. It’s a game with random levels, permadeath, and the goal of eating furniture. Same furniture is also your stealth cover. 

Key features:

• Randomly generated stealth levels 


• Fearsome machine-gun-equipped patrolling guards to avoid and trick 


• Spotlights, lasers, bombs, and other traps to sidestep 


• Tons of crafty gadgets to master 


• Short/medium/long game modes for play sessions of any size 


• Mysterious and fully-voiced storyline to gradually explain the game's strange setting 


• Secrets to find, hidden content to unlock 


• Controller support 


• The year's most exciting furniture-eating stealth game!