Wanking Simulator

You play as Winston Gay, a man whose house was taken away by the corrupt government after being called out for wanking too loud by his neighbours. Now, Winston is on a mission to make everyone in the town pay a price for taking away his home.

Wanking Simulator is a mix of destruction & wanking - you are thrown into a town called Gay Bay consisting of a church (God bless), a number of houses and a few other places, such as high school, a garage, etc. The main goal is to destroy as many things as possible, complete story & side missions and collect points by wanking to the chaos we caused.

A more serious list of features:

• Explore a nice neighbourhood full of things ready to be sent flying into space
• Destroy things, throw people around, blow up cars (fun), or be a civilized man whose goal is to quietly wank
• Unlockable abilities, such as an explosion spell, or spawning an aggressive Pony which will help you fight bad human beings
• Drive your uncle's car, complete deliveries & race missions, or chase the clouds with a hot air balloon
• Sandbox Mode - customize everything as you wish, gravity, the power of your mighty kick, etc.
• Arena Mode - fight off as many waves of enemies as you can
• Parkour Mode - jump around, avoid bullets and kick bad guys
• Wankhan DLC - visit Wankhan and recapture the disease cure from bad humans
• Challenges Mode - complete difficult missions on time, each one is different
• Customize your character - change the colour of the skin, clothing, etc.
• Achievements & Global Leaderboard - upload your high scores and compete with other wankers
• 5 days cycle - each day there are different events happening in Gay Bay
• Try to cause as much property damage as you can and upload your total score to the Leaderboard