Polish Simulator

What stereotypes about Poles do you know? In this comedy, indie game, you can face all of them and even discover new ones. Welcome to the world of Polish Simulator – a strategy game that immerses you in the heart of Polish daily life, full of cunning, creativity, and constant skirmishes with neighbors. Are you ready to show who is the boss?

Plot

In Polish Simulator, you take on the role of a typical Pole who faces the challenges of everyday life. Your goal is not only to make your life easier, but also to make your neighbor's life harder. Organize barbecues, hunt for bargains, and prove that a true Pole always finds a way to come out on top. Every resident of Poland will confirm that the game showcases traits they aren't entirely proud of yet can't deny. After all, it's about making your life better – certainly better than your neighbors'.

But that's not all! As you progress, you'll encounter a variety of quirky characters, each with their own unique personalities and challenges. From the nosy neighbor who always seems to know your business to the overzealous relative who insists on helping you with everything, you'll need to navigate these relationships with tact and cunning.

Gameplay

The game offers a variety of puzzles that can be solved in different ways. Choose between quick and obvious solutions or more complex ones that require creativity. Remember, in Polish reality, it's not hard work that counts, but cleverness and saving time and energy. After all, you should work smart, not hard.

The game simulates the daily struggle for the best deals. You must track promotions, hunt for discounts, and grab the last items off the shelves before your neighbor does. Every penny saved is one less for your nosy neighbor.

Polish Simulator Key Features:

• Each task in the game can be solved in many ways. Will you choose a quick and simple solution, or something more elaborate? Your creativity will be your greatest asset.
• Life is a constant battle for the best deals. Track promotions, hunt for discounts, and grab the last items off the shelves before your neighbor does. Every penny saved is one less for your nosy neighbor.
• No true Pole will miss a barbecue. Participate in various activities, such as drinking contests, to show your brother-in-law who's boss. Barbecuing is not just about food; it's a way of life!
• Polish reality, cleverness counts. Find unconventional solutions to the challenges you face and show your neighbor who's the real boss. Save time and energy for other activities, unless… you get caught!